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The somewhat [disappointing] realization that no matter how hard you push, you aren't going to penetrate your [girlfriends] asshole. The problem can be solved with any number of lubricants, none of which are at hand the ONE FUCKING NIGHT that she is shit faced enough to let you [slip her a length] of love rod in the fudge tunnel.
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