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This, amongst sexual maneuvers is [the greatest] of the great, but sadly, the rarest of the rare.  It involves man's four [best friends] (except the dog of course): 1.) A well seasoned and cooked-to-perfection Texas style steak. 2.) A beautiful (preferably big-titted) girl of your choosing. 3.) Your favorite beer... and 4.) Head
The way it works is like this: 
You're eating that perfect Texas-style steak, already an orgasm in and of itself.  Meanwhile the beautiful (preferably big-titted) girl of your choosing is giving [you head].  But here's the rub (pun intended): she's massaging your balls, your "saddlebag" if you will, with another wonderful steak.  Just as you get off she catches your manly secretions on her steak and consumes it while you [simultaneously] down that ice-cold favorite beer of yours.
This one can be for the ladies too, but it can get a little messy.  Might I suggest steak-sauce as lubricant?

In heaven your manly secretions would actually be steak-sauce, but alas, we are mere mortals.

Oh, and real men incorporate the South Carolina into this. (See definition #8)

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