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To perform some activity, typically IT related, where performing the activity gives the performer near sexual pleasure while doing it, yet nothing of any value or lasting value is produced. Mental [masturbation] is reasonably acceptable in the privacy of the performer's home, where their time is free (in money terms), but not on their employer's time. Mental [masturbation] can be the cause and reason for overly [complicated] and hard to understand IT solutions being implemented in one company, despite simpler, more commonly understood and tried and tested solutions to the same problem being used at a number of other companies in the same industry.
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