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buhz-erd n. originates in Elgin, IL.

a contemptible [white trash] plastic Graphix bong smoker.  Duplex or trailer dweller.  A person with feathered hair, tight stone washed jeans with oil stained white T's.  Some still carry combs in their back pockets and most are known to indulge in [Marlboro Reds].

Can be seen with a buddy leaning over muscle car engines with a 30 pack of Old Style either after work as the sun goes down or on sweltering weekend afternoons.

Do not attempt to battle a buzzard because there is always another one lurking behind a dumpster waiting for a cheap shot.  Buzzards are known to carry knives, chains and/or brass-knuckles.

Lack of teeth is fairly common in a buzzard due to meth-amphetamine use or due to [perpetual] knuckle-sandwiches.

[The only thing] more dangerous than a buzzard is the pregnant wife of a buzzard.  When a woman is of buzzard her behavior is unpredictable and erratic.

The only things that can be used to calm a buzzard are:  low-grade marijuana, Penthouse backorders from the 80's, Boones Farm wine and the lulling tunes of Sammy Hagar.

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