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1) Someone who looks like Spock from Star Trek, but denies it because it is not a compliment. Everyone agrees he looks like Spock besides him. Every now and again he gets a case of the crackhead shakes. He is sometimes proud of his ignorant behavior. He finds pride in being closed-minded. He must have smoked one too many blunts of schwag in outerspace. He is inferior to [Captain Kirk] in many ways - especially in penis size. He is a recovering schwagaholic and is currently [unemployed]. He also doesn't have license, so he can't fly his slow, duck-taped, [diesel Mercedes] space craft. Sometimes he is funny and he gets punched for it. He is, however, a lot stronger than Dome and steadily beats him in arm wresteling. Also can refer to someone who smokes too many camel lights. 2) Crooked cock.
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