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Paternoed (verb, usually past-tense) -- Slang. To poop, to defecate, to move bowels [accidentally] or in a situation in which it is least desired. To crap oneself, i.e. moving bowels when wearing a garmet. Named for the [legendary] Penn State head football coach who was forced to leave [in the middle] of a big game to use the facilities. He returned after halftime wearing different pants and later said only that he had 'flu-like symptoms.'
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