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A form of shoe worn by the [middle aged man] who earns a meager income and is still single yet tries to be hip. The design looks [like a Puma] shoe, mixed with a [Tour de France] racing model, topped off with a leather loafer. Buyer be ware, these slabs of fake leather look like dead armadillo skins around your feet and only lesbians will dig them.
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