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The supreme icon of male obsolescence in today's society.  Once a woman gets a taste of the right one, she never puts up with male bullshit again.  Hard when we want it, long as we like it, goes as long as we do, provides instant fantasy support so [we can] imagine ourselves being [fucked HARD] AND LONG by hot-and-sexy anybody we want to be by instead of that dumb twat swaggering around thinking he's the center of our life and about to get dumped, no wet spot, no HIV, no other woman, no other man, no backtalk, no bullshit, and when [you're done] with it you can dump it in a drawer and it's out of your face - no fucking phone calls, last minute date requests or sassing.  To be gotten at the sex toy shop near you, and the good ones are about $100-150.  Small price to pay for peace of mind, yo.  GIRL, GET THAT DILDO TODAY AND WATCH YOUR [SON OF A BITCH] SOON TO BE EX BOYFRIEND START TO SWEAT WITH REAL FEAR.

They pretend to like it, but they don't really.  Just think, a thick slab of latex gets your pussy more than they ever will.  I bought mine and am NEVER looking back.  And right here let's kill the myth we ladies choose dildos because "no one else would fuck us".  WTF?  You're on crack, you male bitches.  I turn you down all the time.  WE USE DILDOS BECAUSE THEY'RE [BETTER THAN YOU] AND BRING LESS BULLSHIT.  GOSPEL TRUTH.  GET SCHOOLED.

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