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EXCESSIVELY [hairy beaver] (pussy), thus resembling the pelt of a dead beaver (animal). Usually with pubic hair flowing from the belly button down the inner thighs, thus obliterating any [treasure trail]. Woman with said Beaver Pelt are forced to wear granny underwear as any attempt to wear a thong would be fucking revolting. Often this affects Northern Canadian and ALL European women. NOTE: squirrel fucking, [tree hugging] bitches often have a Beaver Pelt.
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