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Someone who wants attention/friends so desperately that they will literally do anything to get them. Most of the time, however, these people have no friends.

You might be a friendwhore if you:

Smash up altoids and snort them, [pretending] it is cocaine.

Have the "NASCAR" #8 on your car.

Smoke pot.

Drink WAY too much.

Try to impress girls way too often/take off your shirt every five seconds.

Prefer to let your biceps do the talking when they, in fact, have no oral cavities.

Peel out in the Westbrook [parking lot].

You think the word "redneck" is a good term, and adorn your car with [bumper stickers] that have so.

Have over 3,000 friends on myspace. No one has that many friends, not including Tom Hanks, of course.

Post more than one (1) bulletin per every three (3) day period on myspace.

"FOOOOOTTTBBBAAAAALLL" is your catchphrase, and main debate point.

Listen to techno.

Are extremely loud. As in, HOLY CRAP I CANNOT CHANGE MY VOICE DOES ANYONE LIKE ME YET LOL YOU'RE A SLUT WANNA HAVE BUTTSEX

For women, it slightly different. As in:

If you add "Teehee!" to the end of a sentence. ADDING IT DISREGARDS ANYTHING SAID BEFORE IT, AND MAKES MOST MEN STOP LISTENING.

As in:

"My house is on fire....teehee!"

"I'm so wasted....teehee!"

"I have so many friends...teehee!"

Contrary to [popular belief], the "icy bitch" [personality] does belong in the friendwhore category.

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