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[Pinching a loaf] refers to when one's [sphincter] clenches up mid-bowel movement, and cuts the egressing turd in half. The result is usually that one will have to wipe oneself raw in an effort to return one's rectum to a [pristine] un-befouled state of cleanliness.
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