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To lie like a bastard. (This is considered such an insult that the proper response would be to punch your accuser in the face)

The source of this [word] comes from 'UmbraSG' a [compulsive liar] who doesn't lie well enough to pull it off.

For instance, some of the doozies he's actually expected those around him to believe include: Making supercomputers for an underground hacker organization, worrying about proper shielding or the military will show up and confiscate them.  Having connections in the [organized crime] elements of pretty much every culture especially the triads and the yakuza.  His family owning.....everything. Contradicting reports of where he works.....given hourly. Pretending to have a girlfriend. Claiming to have created a semi-intelligent AI when he's really just [talking to himself] using multiple clients. And changing his ethnicity on a weekly basis (His last known ethnicity was Native American...it was [African American] before that....)

There are moments of 'clarity' where he says things that seem truthful....such as the fact that he's a produce clerk, or that he lives in his mother's basement.  I chalk them up to drugs and/or alcohol (Especially given the following excerpt)

<@UmbraSG> QUESTION: What language is the offical language of Japan?
<@Everything_Taste_Like_Chicken> german
<@UmbraSG> nope
<@UmbraSG> try agin
<@UmbraSG> There is no law stating that Japanese is the official language of Japan.
<@Gundam> what's your point
<@UmbraSG> My point is, I have a small penis
<@UmbraSG> :P

See what I mean?

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