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New Jersey, what's not to like? Most people that put down Jersey havent even stepped foot in the state, so f' them, there opinions don't mean a damn thing.  Yeah "yo" is a great attention getter and we say it [all the time], is that such a bad thing? At least we aren't going around say "hey ya'll" or "[quit] being so [gnarly dude]!"  No we aren't all italian, and no not all of us live like the saprano's.  most of the people that act like that werent even born and raised in jersey, they are usually from new york.  they only moved here because its safer.  yeah newark and camden are mad dangerous at night, but no just because you drive through there doesnt mean you will get shot. just dont stare at people on [the streets] and act like a dumbass. and no not all of us live off the parkway so quit "what exit are you from" most people dont even refer to exits.  we dont call it the beach its the shore, and half the time we only go down there to party.  we know exactally where to get alcohol illegally and we arent stupid enough to use a fake idea, just chalk your age you asshole.  if you dont drive fast and agressivly, then you dont belong here. if you think jersey smells then i suggest you either stay out or [shut your mouth] before we take a bat to [your head]. none of us say "joisey" if anything its more "jerrrrze."  every good night ive had ended at a diner at 4am for breakfast after a good night of partying, which always ends with a fight. f' you im from jersey and i love it.

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