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Teletard is a word originating from the highly popular chat website, Habbo Hotel. It is used to define a specific group of people who tend to act, or dress their avatar, in a specific way.

Originally, while myself and Scott were standing [in the room] GOTHIC HOUSE, (The room is supposed to have a Gothic theme. Do not mistake me for some loser.) we were blocking the entrance to the room for kicks. A second entrance to the room is available through a teleporter, which we also stood in front of to prevent entry into the room.

While there, some kids used the teleporter and started insulting the two of us. I said [something stupid], along the lines of "Teleporter retards." and Scott replied with, "Teletards!"

Thus it was done. We now recognise a lot of people as Teletards, and have gone as far as to give the classification six sub-genres.

First off, I would like you to [understand] that the original teletards were recognised by their use of the smiley ":|" which was their constant reply to anything we said that disagreed with them. These people lacked the [intelligence] to debate with us, and thus had to resort to a two-character smiley. Anyone who uses this smiley will be [automatically] considered a Teletard.

Here are the Teletard Sub-Genres;

Classification #1: Someone who dresses their avatar colourfully.

Classification #2: Someone who uses extremely pale skin for their avatar.

Classification #3: Someone who finger-fucks their shift key. Thus typing [with a capital] letter for the beginning of each word.

Classification #4: The people that think adding !!11one!1omgwtfbbq!1 to the end of an exclaimed sentence is the cool and 'leet' thing to do.

Classification #5: Those who abuse punctuation, or go [over the top] when using Internet acronyms.

Classification #6: A combination of two or more of the above classifications.

Though I would like to again make a point of the fact that the classifications are useless unless the accused has actually used the ":|" or ";|" smiley. Or at least seems like they would.

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