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Brother of the popular character Jack Bauer from the series 24. Assumed dead, Matt Bauer is an assasin working for "Chapter", a U.S. "black-ops" program. Matt Bauer has killed 140 men, and he enjoyed [every single] kill. Matt prides himself on killing his targets in varying creative ways such as: using a [pizza cutter] to slash victims throat, focing subject to consume an entire bottle of Dave's Insanity Hot Sauce. Unlike Jack Bauer's classic line" Damn, there's no time!", Matt also has a [signature line]:"Damn, I'm hungry."
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