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An urban brownie is when you have to [take a dump] and your only option for excrement is a [public restroom]. A technique, developed by the Dutch in the late 1800's, known as "hovering" is one way of coping with an urban brownie. This involves using your hamstrings to avoid [making contact] with the seat of the toilet. Warning: Enlarged and strengthened hamstring muscles may visually skew observed penis size in a negative manner. Hover in moderation.
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