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After dropping some kids off at the pool, you try to use the least amount of [toilet paper] so you don't clog the toilet. First, you take your [toilet paper], bend over to the sink while still ass down [on the toilet], add water, then wipe. Wiping your ass becomes 78% more efficient, reducing both time and the amount of paper. It is both economical and fun!
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