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In the vein of the Hot Carl, Rocky Raccoon and [Cleveland Steamer], the Lipton Shades involves a gentelman squatting down whilst crapping in his pants. [Important] is to squish around enough to cover one's testicles with the crapulence. You apply the Lipton Shades to your partner via the [Cincinatti Bowtie] where-in you get your blow-job upside down allowing you to 'tea-bag' your partners eye sockets with poop-stained nuts. Leaving them with a glowing set of Lipton Shades.
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