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Aleks is the Cheese that spews from yer Knob after a long hard diagonal thrust. [You know that] you have made an aleks when you find the remains on your wall and/or [girlfriends] tits. If not cleaned [immediately] the aleks will crust and stain. And nobody likes a crusty aleks.
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