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[George W Bush] is a man who has made more false claims about his past than Jeffrey Archer.  When he was governer of Texas he sent the state police out to arrest peaceful demonstrators.  His company 'quietly' bought up over 200 anti-Bush Internet domain names.  He has given large amounts of state money to repay certain people for [contributing] large amounts of cash to his campaign and to repay others for making him personally rich through insider business deals.  He made personal profits from failing oil companies, sold 60% of his oil stock for over $840,000 two months before Kuwait was invaded (how very well timed!) and he used government coercion to make him a private fortune. He and his lapdog Blair have between them brought us to the brink of global war, have taken away rights in the name of anti-terrorism whilst doing nothing about the real terrorists.  After the capture of Saddam (whose trial is a ridiculous farce, with the ex-dictator running rings around everyone), it's now been realised that Saddam was [the only thing] keeping Iran in check.  Let's be honest, the only mistake Saddam made was invading a country which supplied America with cheap oil.  Our 'allies' in the Gulf Wars themselves have terrible human rights records and have invaded other countries.  [Every] time Bush opens his mouth I wonder what half-educated Stan Laurel-type blitherings are going to come out of it next.  [George W Bush] is the final proof, if any were needed, that the world is run by big business and not [politicians], and big businessmen don't want anyone with an IQ in power in case he starts thinking for himself.

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