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Any penis that has been worn or beaten to the point of stripedness. Commonly appears as indentations and red stripes from the hand of the offender. Common causes of the progression of the condition: Marriage, Lack of girlfriend, Lack of a suitable [nymphomaniac] to pleasure yourself with, or simply the undeniable urge to constantly spank oneself. Most effective method of curing the condition: turn off one's [video game console] and do whatever necessary to score some action, including [prostitution] or hogging (pleasuring the obesely overweight) if necessary; put down the glow-in-the-dark Star Wars light saber, and use these skills to stab some stinky.
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