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An MRE rocket is produced by placing the heating unit of an MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) in an empty cola bottle, adding a cup of water and closing the lid. It is then either: A. Placed at a safe distance B. Pointed at someone [unfortunate] enough to be sleeping through military [shenanigans] The result is the expanding of the gas within the [plastic bottle], and the eventual explosion or liftoff of said bottle. NOTE: Be prepared to run like hell if your previously sleeping victim is larger than you.
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