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ONE-ITIS Common symptoms of stage 1 ONE-ITIS are the following: -thinking she's so much different from any other girl you've ever met. -thinking she is [the most beautiful girl] in the world. -thinking she is to at least some degree innocent and moral. (See definition of a slu.) Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following: -calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk. -staying on the phone when she calls you. -analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw Mary-Slu in the hall today, she looked my way, what did she mean by that???" -completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you. -asking anyone and everyone for advice and to over-analyze her actions. -thinking your different from the other [100000000 million] "good guy friends" she has. [Reality check] dbag, YOUR NOT.
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