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Popularised by the life and times of [internet celebrity] hypnotic4502, "hypnotic" is slang for a 35+ year old male who is going absolutely no where in life and, due to this, spends the majority of his time on [the internet]. Common traits of "hypnotics" include: having horrible taste in music, having an [internet girlfriend] (who dumps him within the month for being clingy), and writing essay length trolls that nobody reads on various subjects such as religion.
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