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The concept that it's much better to emigrate to Australia than live in a tired and rather shabby looking [United Kingdom]. The theory sounds great, but is [complicated] by the Drongo Uncertainty Principle, in which you either live in Australia but realise it's not as great as you thought it would be (which usually occurs when the deadly finger-web [spider bites] you on the funnel) OR you're in the UK, it's cold, wet, and dismal, and you've just been mugged for your mobile phone, and so you dream of an idyllic life in the sun playing with large friendly marsupials (known as 'Ozzies').
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