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A partially gay man-child'like humaniod. Primarily identifed by being [approximately] only 20-25% homosexual. As the name implies, a "crouchman" is quick to bend-over [in the shower], nosh a bit of knob, generally take it [up the gary] glitter. Habitat: Northern chav suburbs of London near the "pit of despair", will still be living with parents - who will probably also be Crouchman's Habitat will almost certainly intersect with that of a Phebey (definition in progress)
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