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Usually of the male gender – although female one have been know to exist. Mono-brows with sloping foreheads – they have third of the [average intelligence] of a normally functioning person. This is easily demonstrated, as they are only able to remember three letter names – Baz, Daz, Woz, Foz, Cuz, Muz. Their natural habitat is Halfords carp parks of 24hour McDonalds. Where they congregate in large groups – crammed into small cars and proceed to try and deafen each other with loud ‘one tempo’ music. Can often be found breeding [in the back] of a Nova of Escort with “Body Kit”. These sort of activities often end in pregnancy ruining there young lives forever – but providing amusement for those of us with ability to sign our names without using an X.

They will quickly move into a council tenancy and begin a tempestuous, abusive and loveless [relationship] – she will continue to give birth to children al the rate of one per year – the farther of theses children is never the same man.

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Mouth Breathers
Klassy Lassy

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