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Australia is the most dangerous country in the world. But it is only when the dim-witted toursits come and go swimming around in ponds then complain when crocs attack them. Stupid toursits. If [you don't want] to be eaten by crocks, attacked by sharks, stung by bees, eaten by drop bears, stalked by bunyips...then [don't go there]. When you visit Australia, and go camping. Don't complain about our Vegemite. We love it. [If you don't], don't whinge and whine cause we don't care, get stuffed would probably be the reply you'll get if you complain. Don't compare us to or mistaken us for kiwis. we ain't no russell crows, and we dont sexually assault sheep. Don't steal our tim tams. We will chase you.
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