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[Otherwise] known as "BOHEMOTH IN SPANDEX". This ravenious beast plays table tennis and if she glares you with her [artificial] blue eyeballs, beware, shes hungry. This fat creature will attack when you hit the [wrong angle] in table tennis, or if you do not look at the table whilst playing. Beware because this monster will not tolerate smart-ass - ness from players and she WILL tell you if you need a haircut. But no one dares telling her how horrid those tight spandex tights are...in fear of having their bones grinded to make her bread.
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