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A smart, funny, intelligent guy who absolutely loves sports. He can pull any girl he wants especially if their name ends in a A or S. He is usually a short dweeb but his personality makes up for the height of two things. Most of the time its the girl who dumps him even if its not your fault. He is loyal to all of his friends even if they annoy him sometimes. He is an adventurous fella who loves to camp and go to his camping. His smarts all come in the form of sports or math. In sports he always knows what is happening even if they are losing by 100 points. His main sports are Baseball, Hockey, and Ultimate. His fun witty jokes are absolutely deathly to teachers but to the kids it is literally like Jimmy Kimmel. He loves all of his family and hopes that one day he will be able to expand it. Parker is a lovely man who will do anything for love and his family.
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