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/lärb/ noun 1. A rapid, [progressive] biological event in which two human organisms physically fuse into a single body, with immediate adhesion of skin followed by accelerated integration of muscle, bone, and internal organ systems. 2. The composite organism formed from such a merger, exhibiting unified structural and physiological function. Verb (larb, larbed, larbing) 1. To undergo a fast-moving process of bodily fusion with another human, resulting in shared anatomy and function. 2. To cause or initiate such a merger between two individuals. Clinical notes: Larb onset is abrupt, beginning with near-instant dermal bonding and escalating within minutes to deep tissue [convergence]. Neural and circulatory systems rapidly interlink, often producing a single, [synchronized] biological system. The process is considered irreversible once internal integration is established.
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