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A phrase inspired by the legend of Chris Labonty, the man who single‑handedly turned [erectile dysfunction] into an art form, and whose equipment was rumored to be smaller than a cocktail shrimp on diet mode. A limp shrimp is any dude whose confidence could fill a stadium but whose [performance] couldn’t inflate a balloon. Known to strike when you least expect it, usually right after big talk, tequila shots, or a [Bluetooth speaker] playing 90s R&B.
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