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Tomato Slicer is an act of shitting through a self made tomato slicer and giving [your shit] the appearance that it just passed through a tomato slicer. It can only happen when one has a dirty ass, smeared with shit and allowed to dry. The dried shit acts like an adhesive, causing the [pubic hairs] of the anus to bond to the shit and skin which forms a Kriss Kross pattern for the shit to pass through. When the person goes [to take a shit], (depending on the texture of shit coming out), it can either go; through the tomato slicer, (2) tear through the hair/shit barrier or (3) squirt out through the taint or the top of the ass crack.
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