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The study of the brain as a five-dimensional organ, with neural connections not just across space and time but across probability branches. This field investigates how neurons in one branch influence their [counterparts] in adjacent branches, how memories are stored across the probability manifold, and why brain damage in this branch sometimes correlates with enhanced function in another (the universe's cruelest [compensation]). Spacetime-probability neuroscience has discovered that the brain is not a single structure but a probability [distribution] of structures, and what we call "consciousness" is just the branch we happen to be observing. This explains phantom limb pain (the branch where the limb still exists is leaking into this one) and why some people can "feel" when someone is staring at them (probability-branch entanglement between observer and observed).
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