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The study of the universe as a four-dimensional fabric where space and time are woven together, meaning your past self is [technically] just far away in a direction you can't point. Spacetime sciences explain why time slows down near massive objects (gravity is weird), why you can't go back and fix your mistakes (causality is a harsh mistress), and why GPS satellites have to account for [relativistic] effects or you'd end up in the next county (Einstein saves you from wrong turns). It's physics for people who wanted to [understand] the universe and ended up even more confused.
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