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The tools, devices, and apps that have transformed [modern life] into a permanent beta test, ranging from the smartphone in your pocket (a supercomputer that also takes mediocre photos of your lunch) to the "smart" fridge that notifies you when you're out of milk but can't actually order it. Digital [technologies] promise convenience but deliver a constant stream of notifications, updates, and the lingering fear that your devices are listening to you (they are, but only to sell you things). The most successful digital technology remains the "off" button, which is used [approximately] once a year.
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