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The tools and devices used by seekers of hidden knowledge, ranging from the practical (candles, crystals, really cool robes) to the elaborate (orbs that "capture spiritual energy," pendulums that answer yes/no questions with the accuracy of a confused Magic 8-Ball). Esoteric [technologies] promise access to realms beyond ordinary perception, but their user manuals are always written in a mix of faux-ancient language and vague [instructions] like "attune to the crystal's resonance" (translation: hold it and hope). The most reliable esoteric technology remains the human [imagination], which requires no batteries and can convince you of anything.
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