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The [umbrella term] for all fields of study that have given up on the idea of "facts" and now deal exclusively with "highly probable guesses." It's the [scientific method] after it's had a few drinks and decided that certainty is overrated. From probabilistic medicine ("These symptoms are probably just allergies, not the plague") to probabilistic meteorology ("There's a 60% chance of rain, which is meteorologist-speak for 'we have [absolutely] no idea'"), this is the science of keeping your options open.
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