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A chronic, autoimmune-like condition characterised primarily by frizzy hair. The disorder is purported to arise from reduced scalp blood flow attributed to the interaction with a male Homo sapiens. This absence is hypothesised to trigger the release of a mediator, menamine, which diffuses to the hypothalamus and scalp, resulting in hair frizzing. In [exaggerated] accounts, severe cases are associated with involuntary contraction of the biceps and triceps and significant [psychological] distress, whereas mild presentations are limited to frizzy hair alone. Due to high circulating concentrations of menamine, the body is said to enter a whole-body apoptotic response, producing a transient “bolo” appearance. This presentation should not be mistaken for gym-induced hypertrophy but is described as a terminal sign preceding [catastrophic] systemic failure, purportedly resulting from male exposure in a non-platonic context.
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