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Definition: The state of being aggressively confident about a fact, statistic, or future plan that is completely made up, but is delivered with such high-speed verbal velocity and [optimistic] rambling that the listener is physically unable to interject to correct it. It is a portmanteau of "Plausible," "Positive," and "Exhaustive." A statement is considered plausitive when the speaker has been talking for at least four minutes without inhaling, forcing the universe to accept their nonsense as truth simply because they possess more [kinetic energy] than anyone else [in the room].
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