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1. To aggressively rebrand a complex, human, or ethical problem using empty corporate jargon, venture-capital aesthetics, and “scalable” frameworks, while removing nuance, accountability, and substance. 2. To convert lived experience, professional judgment, or institutional responsibility into dashboards, buzzwords, and “solutions” that exist primarily to impress investors and LinkedIn. 3. By extension: to push this abstraction so far that the original system becomes unrecognizable, internally incoherent, and operationally useless. 4. Terminal phase: the inevitable point at which the bridgified system collapses under its own bullshit, triggering confusion, institutional failure, finger-pointing, mass exits, and total organizational chaos.
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