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A typical cycling Strava Wanker who is concerned over [everything] else the numbers they show in a ride. Their main focus is to show huge numbers and by doing this they farm miles behind different groups or riders within a single day, rarely achieving more than 20% of this mileage by solo riding or pulling on the front. They also commonly start/stop recording at any dip in speed to prevent the record of [average speed] dropping. Their main goal in life is to use the Strava app to prove they are a stronger riders than others. Common traits of a Strava Farmer also include, heavy [narcissism], selfies, fear of real racing to avoid exposure and Time Trials.
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