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‘The Foot of God’, also known as ‘El Pie de Dios’, is an Australasian law enforcement technique where [authorities] manually yeet tonnes of fake cocaine bricks off a boat, by foot, into the Indian Ocean.

The decoy is so convincing that Cartel bosses are fooled into believing [this is a] ‘holy re-up’ from Jesús Malverde, the Narco Saint himself - blessing the waters with cocaína kicked out from narco heaven to bestow upon them great wealth.

Cartel hombres and soldiers rush into the ocean to gather the ‘holy offerings’, completely unaware they’re being spiritually and [tactically] outplayed by law enforcement.

Cartel folklore insists the ocean itself is cooperating with the Policía.

ORIGIN:

Pioneered by a law enforcement [operative] known only as ‘Fryzenberg’.

Legend says Fryzenberg’s immense foot strength comes from his dense, [shimmering] pelt, flowing like a Friesian’s mane, and quadriceps so powerful that a mere twitch of the muscle causes transnational crime organisations to lose structural control of their sphincters.

Fryzenberg reportedly met his demise in a stationary car crash, an event many believe was retaliation by a Cartel Sicario at the behest of Malverde.

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