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plastulence Definition: Something punchy like: "The silent but deadly release of microplastic particles into the environment from everyday synthetic items, like clothing, furniture, or packaging." (Feel free to tweak it—make it funnier or more savage if you want.) Example: "Every time I wash my fleece jacket, I'm contributing major plastulence to the ocean." OR "That new car smell? Pure plastulence from the dashboard off-gassing microplastics."
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