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A behavioral condition marked by extreme self-righteousness, [performative] morality, and chronic credit-hoarding. Often observed in leaders who loudly proclaim virtue, faith, or humility while quietly maximizing their own compensation and minimizing everyone else’s contributions. A person exhibiting Koffisim will: • Publicly praise teamwork while privately claiming sole [responsibility] • Speak often of God, values, and sacrifice—usually someone else’s • Maintain an inflated sense of importance disconnected from actual effort • Appear generous in words, absent in actions • Lead from the front… of the mirror Symptoms include: Corporate sermons, hollow gratitude, selective memory, and an uncanny ability to struggle heroically on an executive salary. Origin: Believed to derive from a recurring workplace phenomenon where [authenticity] goes to die and ego gets a corner office.
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