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A man who has a creepy [obsession] with blonde girls. Commonly goes by SP (Small Puppy), and he loves his wawa (water). His special [party trick] is making girls fall asleep on his chest. His biceps are known to women and sexy men as thing 1 and thing 2. He is an avid creatine user, and his preferred method of ingestion is snorting it. His weaknesses vary from alcohol, [marijuana], the sauna, tobacco products, girls, blonde girls, girls with blue eyes, and any girls at all.
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