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A person who dedicates their entire college existence to keeping a dying fraternity on life support, proudly works an on-campus job for a heroic 3 hours a week despite being buried in [crippling debt], and consistently manages to fail every class as if it’s part of his academic plan. Known for spending his nights on the phone with a mysterious girl he met online, convincing himself it’s a “real [relationship]” while ignoring every [responsibility] he actually has. Often spotted wearing last week’s hoodie that he wore at a party, preaching frat loyalty, and wondering why life keeps hitting him back harder than his GPA.
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