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I had this guy Kyle over from Tinder that didn’t even take me on a date, claimed he had a stuck ring on his finger and needed to loop it up… I’ve done went to [nursing school] removed it with dental floss told him not to trip on the floss, but then he fell asleep on me. Oh yeah, he also told me this fable about him, sticking his head into [a bag of dicks] and got a bunch of bruises on his face from them. Moral of the story don’t stick your head into [a bag of dicks] and open your mouth. It’s dangerous.
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