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Part of Speech: noun | flap·pert | /ˈflæpərt/ Definition: A daring (and often ill-fated) oral maneuver where one attempts to blow air across the labia majora to produce an audible “toot,” much like a human kazoo. When executed properly, it’s said to summon the mythical Pfrumpet—the rarest of all bedroom brass instruments.
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