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E to the M to the O, where do we begin? Well we do know a little German. Dick und kurz. A wizard. Someone who thinks it's funny to hurt animals. Will be driving with your room mate on the freeway in a town far away so he won't be seen, completely unaware that you saw him. He will then speed to your apartment complex, drop her off (where she'll pretend to be asleep) and follow you around the parking lot until you park and get out. Damage control. E to the M to the O also enjoys learning about you so he can go to others and betray you. If you try to get away from him, hell stalk you. If you show affection he'll call you a stalker. E to the M to the O once confessed that he had dug a hole. Was that a body sized hole? Did he do that before or after he went to the massage parlor? All in all you'd be best advised to keep your distance. Or he'll get his burning man friend in on it too.
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